Have a Merry Holiday of Your Choice (pending Board of Education approval)!
Dear friends and family, we wish you a warm and fruitful
A. Christmas and New Year.
B. Milad un Nabi.
C. .ראש הגולדרייך בפלורידה
It's my job to write this year because
A. _______ is so busy trying to complete her master's thesis.
B_________is swamped learning new dogma through re-education at work.
C. I still haven't found a job.
We've had a busy year filled with challenges and opportunities and, as always, personal growth. As usual, _________ leads the way in the last category, making leaps and bounds on the way to adulthood.
We were so proud when _________, our oldest
A. was accepted at ___________ colleges.
B. was released early for good behavior.
C. finally mastered bladder control.
As for our youngest, we are still committed to
A. public school
B. Montessori
C. home schoolin
and you should see how ________
A. covered our refrigerator with arts and crafts.
B. tells the teacher, "I don't have to listen to you."
C. wipes after pooping.
As I said, this has been a year of personal growth when
A. ______ ran her/his ____ marathon.
B. ______ lost ____ pounds.
C. ______ finished watching the first season of "Breaking Bad."
Not to be outdone, I
A. started to learn to speak _________.
B. finished raking the leaves.
C. memorized all the robot's lines in "Lost in Space" (the TV series, not the movie).
And we also have experienced amazing spiritual growth as well, as we
A. affirmed our personal relationship with יהוה, Jesus and الله.
B. adopted a kosher/vegan diet.
C. surrendered all our time and possessions in obeisance to our daughter.
We would love to see all of you next year. But we are spending this season close to home because
A. we spent all our money on a new roof and Disney videos.
B. I still have no job.
C. we prefer our own company.
